Tuesday, January 26, 2010

Dress Code

At our reception the dress code shall be rigidly enforced.

The dress code is as follows:

Wear whatever you want.

Really; whatever you want to wear, wear it. If you like dressing formally and looking spiffy at weddings, go ahead, knock yourself out. But jeans are fine, too. If what you're most comfortable wearing happens to be nothing at all, that's fine with us, but we won't be held accountable if you get arrested for public nudity.

Anyone caught wearing something that they don't want to wear shall be ejected immediately from the premises. Believe us, we'll be able to tell if you're wearing something you don't want to wear. Common signs are fidgeting, restlessness, playing with neckties, and looking stiff in a borrowed suit jacket.

If you're still having trouble understanding the dress code, refer to the checklist below:

1 comment:

  1. Gord is that a chin strap or to keep you from uttering a word? You are sure a good sport or were you drunk and tied up at the time?

    Looks like the wedding should have prizes for the most unique outfit!